It’s feeding time at Staffordshire. The Mistress’s libido is positively famished! She hasn’t corrupted anyone in months and her global circle of lovers just isn’t big enough for her glutenous appetite.
Ahhh, but the Mistress knows precisely who to defile! The lanky neurosurgeon with her unrequited, college-years crush on The Master and the surgeon’s husband who fantasizes about bedding the Mistress. Ah yes, they will do nicely! After all, there’s nothing like a nice, intimate orgy between friends to strengthen one’s marriage, don’t you think?
Dangerous secrets abound among the inner circle at the estate. Things have become so bad, the estate’s slutty Upstairs Maid/Therapist has called a weekend-long, emergency intervention. It seems someone had an “oopsie” with The Mistress during dungeon playtime, one of the Paulson sisters has tried to steal The Master from his Mistress, and another servant has considered dispatching themselves from this life.
(Just remove the breakables from the room, Maricela. You know how nasty things can get when The Mistress is crossed.)
Also in “Loaner Lovers”…
In the wake of a tragic passing, the Family St. Cloud will take a camping trip to the wilds of New York and learn the power of divine forgiveness.
The Mistress Mommy will share words of wisdom with her beautiful little girl, sweet little sobriquets that will come back to haunt everyone at the estate for a generation to come.
Yet another tragedy will befall the St. Cloud’s and a mystical near-death ride in the countryside will leave The Mistress wishing she had freshened the dungeon decor sooner.
The Mistress will scheme yet again, altering love’s natural course and brokering a premature union that will curse everyone at the estate.
And – as always – The Mistress’s Guardian Girl will bear the greatest burden of all, sheltering her lover’s messy secrets and picking up the pieces of her failed, duplicitous schemes.
Yes, the weird, wonderful world of Staffordshire lives on!